Smallest diameter vent for a bathroom exhaust fan?
Jan 17, 2008 by Appreciatethosewhohelp | Posted in Do It Yourself (DIY)
I am installing a bathroom exhaust fan and have to exhaust through a very thick exterior brick wall. Anybody know of a bathroom fan that allows use of the smallest possible vent?
Determine the right size of fan for your bathroom by calculating the CFM (cubic feet per minute) of the bathroom, which means minimum airflow needed to achieve 8 air exchanges per hour. The formula to calculate CFM is:
CFM = Volume/7.5, where Volume = Length x Width x Height (of the bathroom)
Thus a bathroom that is 10 feet long, 10 feet wide and 10 feet high has:
Volume = 10 x 10 x 10 = 1000
And, CFM = 1000/7.5 = 133.33.
Thus, any fan with CFM listed as 134 or higher is good enough for this bathroom.
After this, if you don't have space for the suggested vent pipe size you'll either end up doing wrong or having to find an alternate choice.
tblcn357 | Jan 17, 2008
I would not go much less that 5 inches. go to a building store and look for a small high efficiency exhaust fan
just wonderin | Jan 17, 2008
You can find them in four inch round but five or six inch is most common
GG | Jan 17, 2008
The vent pipe size is determined by the outlet of the fan. You cannot reduce it. Most are 4" (or larger) to quickly remove the air. Smaller CFM units may have smaller piping but may not do what you want.
sensible_man | Jan 17, 2008
How do I stop a drippy bathroom exhaust fan?
Dec 28, 2006 by jewlzneeds2no | Posted in Maintenance & Repairs
The exhaust fan in my bathroom drips onto the bathroom floor constantly during the winter. I have had a new roof turban installed where it vents thinking it would solve the problem by allowing the condensation to vent up through the roof, but it continues to drip down through the exhaust fan and into my bathroom. It drips whether the fan is running or not running. It's very annoying as the fan is located in the ceiling in front of my sink and I can't stand there without getting water dripped down my back, not to mention the mess it makes on the floor and my rugs.
Any suggestions?
The above answers are good. Also, please check the owners manual for your fan, or contact manufacturer's customer service.
wize woman | Dec 28, 2006
What kind of bathroom exhaust fan should I get?
Nov 02, 2007 by nc | Posted in Do It Yourself (DIY)
I currently have some "builder's grade" Broan exhaust fans in my bathroom. Over the last 5 years or so they have gotten REALLY noisy. It looks like it would be a huge pain in the butt to clean them -- the vacuum cleaner nozzle doesn't fit to clean it.
Anyway, Broan sells a kit to swap out the noisy fan (& motor). Are these worth it? And what do I need to look out for in terms of them fitting my existing fan housing? Also, I'm up for any other suggestions regarding quieting these fans. . .
Thanks!
Yes, buy the Broan kit. They are worth the money and for the ease of installation.
John himself | Nov 04, 2007
how do i bee proof a ceiling exhaust fan in a bathroom?
Apr 21, 2006 by deaeyez | Posted in Do It Yourself (DIY)
bees come into my apartment thru bathroom exhaust fan that is located in the ceiling. i am on the 2nd floor.
A work-around solution is to tuck some screen cloth (fiberglass rather than aluminum) under the cover. The screen can be trimmed with scissors and glued in place with a small bit of adhesive caulk.
The real solution is for your building manager to fit a proper louver where the fan exhausts the building.. what is probably happening is the fan exhausts directly into the attic space ( a code no-no), where the bees get access to your fan.
Herr Bag | Apr 21, 2006
Why would there be cardboard/newspaper behind the grille in a bathroom exhaust fan?
May 14, 2008 by cha0s_wiz | Posted in Maintenance & Repairs
I recently removed the grille(the vent looking thing) off of the exhaust fan, to discover that a piece of cardboard was behind the grille. I checked another bathroom, and there was a really old newspaper in the place of cardboard. Doesn't this defeat the purpose of the exhaust fan which is to take the moisture out of the bathroom? I've thrown the cardboard and newspaper away, but I'm still wondering what purpose, if any, the cardboard/newspaper had.
The paper or cardboard should not be above the exhaust fan. If you live in a cold climate, people either put this in the fan to stop cold air from coming in or from the noise that the fan makes. This would totally defeat the fan use.
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Exhaust Fans
Air King BFQ 90 High Performance Bath Fan, 90-CFM
List Price: $49.00
Price: $34.05 You Save:$14.95 (31%)
Product Details
Simply installs using the included snap-in mounting system
1-Year parts only undertaking
Responsive housing is quiet and will not rust, perfect for areas close to salt water or with high moisture
Product Description
Air Crowned head High Performance Exhaust Fan 4 inch duct 90 CFM BFQ90
Customer Reviews
A welcome upgrade over the old noisemaker
Bought the 90 cfm/2.5 sones unit to replace the builder's grade 50 cfm/4+ sones. The additional airflow was noticeable and the noise wasn't - just what I needed.
The frame is all plastic, which means no rust, though seeing how the bracket, motor, and motor mount is steel, I wouldn't place too much value on that aspect. The box is more rigid than the typical bent steel box, however, so there is value in that - no rattles.
Installation was a snap - literally. These units have a separate bracket that you screw into the joist, then snap the unit into place from below. It's much easier than the usual small-flange-at-the-edge mounting that other units use. Indeed, I spent less time installing this unit versus removing the old (working in a cramped attic space, nails to pry out, etc.) A plastic grommet and 3 wire nuts are included too - a nice touch.
The included materials note that ventilation fans have a 5 year warranty, not just a 1 year, so the manufacturer is confident that it'll last. I hope so too, as I intend to purchase more to replace the other noisemakers.
2010-06-26
(SoCal) | Helpful Votes: 6 | Rating: 5
Panasonic FV-08VQ3 WhisperCeiling 80 CFM Ceiling Mounted Fan
List Price: $202.00
Product Details
Shield: Rust proof paint, galvanized blade body.
Grille: Spoken for directly to housing with torsion springs
Motor/Blower: Power Rating of 120 volts and 60 Hz
Product Description
This bathroom exhaust fan produces only .4 sones of bawling while achieving an air flow of 80 cubic feet per trice. This fan is Energy Star Qualified approved and built for 100,000 hours of constant use. The grill measures 11-13/16 inches filling. Fits a 4-inch duct. This gadget meets strict Energy Star Experienced requirements. Energy Star Qualified is a guidance-backed program dedicated to promoting products that bring down greenhouse gas emissions. This organization assists individuals and businesses in the indication of energy efficient products. Visit www.energystar.gov for more intelligence. DL # 78686.
Customer Reviews
Excellent ceiling fan
This Panasonic ceiling fan has turned out to be excellent. We had it installed by a professional who also installed a rotary timer switch to allow us to turn it on for up to 60 minutes. The combination of switch and fan is very convenient and ensures that the quite silent fan will not be forgotten and left on for long periods. The fan is very much quieter than another brand of fan that was installed in another bathroom in our house.
2010-08-07
| Helpful Votes: 0 | Rating: 5
panasonic fan
This is a great bathroom vent fan. Very quiet and draws the moisture out very well. Shipping was on time and package arrived with no damage.
Quiet fan
This is an extremely quiet fan. I have a louder 80CFM fan on the main floor and it feels like it draws more air than this one but not by much. Very happy with this purchase.
2010-03-08
(USA) | Helpful Votes: 2 | Rating: 4
"A" for amazingly quiet and efficient
Just put this up a few weeks ago. Still running great, but it ought to be. It is very very quiet. The design of the fan is wonderful. It pushes a lot of air but does so efficiently, and did I mention it was quiet. The only challenge (and for most people I do not think this is an issue) is that in a small bathroom that is sealed up tight the fan has to work to draw air. A little planing off the bottom and top of the door assured better air flow. Worth every penny and this is not the cheapest fan out there. LOVE IT.
2010-02-11
| Helpful Votes: 1 | Rating: 5
Hunter 82032 Energy Star 110 CFM Bathroom Fan, White
List Price: $155.80
Price: $93.99 You Save:$61.81 (40%)
Product Details
Liveliness Star rated for energy efficiency
Potent air movement in a low-noise design
For magnanimous room-up to 100-Square Feet
Product Description
The Huntress Ultra Quiet Bathroom Fan 82032 is a bathroom exhaust fan in the White accomplish. This exhaust fan is UL Approved for use over Shower Enclosure / Tub with GFCI Perimeter & Title 24 Energy Efficiency of CA and comes with a Five Year Maker's Motor Warranty.
Tracker Ultra Quiet Bathroom Fans bring higher-ranking air movement to the most personal room in your home. With signature Huntsman performance and quality, these fans work to doff excess moisture for lasting protection. Spirit Star rated for energy efficiency, every Ultra Peace of mind model provides powerful air movement in a low-blast design that may save you money on your utility bills.
Ultra Inactive Bathroom Fan At a Glance:
Energy Star qualified for dash efficiency
Durable, waterproof ABS housing
Robust air movement with low noise
UL Listed for use over shower boundary/tub with GFCI circuit
California Title 24 compliant
Fan
Removes Overkill debauchery Moisture A bathroom fan is a vital part of your home's ventilation system. It can purloin remove odors and moisture to improve air value and decrease your house's humidity level. Favourable humidity can damage building materials and originator the growth of potentially dangerous mold. By entirely using an Ultra Quiet Bathroom Fan on a regular essence, you can help keep your home safe and pleasant.
Proven Show Ultra Quiet Bathroom Fans are ETL listed for use over a overwhelm/tub with GFCI circuit, and all Ultra Quiet Bathroom models spot powerful air movement with low noise levels. They are 2100 HVI Certified by the Domicile Ventilating Institute, a non-profit association of the manufacturers of homewards ventilating products. The HVI Label is your assurance that the certified air course and sound ratings are the results of testing by an loner laboratory.
Ultra Quiet Bathroom Fans are backed by a five-year restricted warranty.
Energy Star Rated to Preclude You Money High air movement ratings and low well-built levels are hallmarks of high-efficiency bathroom fans. But Ultra Smooth Bathroom Fans take efficiency a step further, utilizing aphoristic fluorescent bulbs and adhering to California Style 24 for minimum energy use and maximum savings.
This map has earned Ultra Quiet Bathroom Fans the Dash Star label, which is reserved only for products that bid superior energy performance. These products normally save you up to 33% on your heating and cooling costs when compared to models that do not have the Dash Star label. With Energy Star products, the benefits are settle: you'll use less energy, spend less money, and worry less about harming the situation.
Installation is a Breeze Hunter bathroom fans take so youthful time to install, and they can make such a big difference in how you commiserate with in the bath--day after day, year after year. Ultra Withdrawn Bathroom Fans are designed with quick, easy crowning and maintenance in mind, and they can be installed using principal hand tools. They come with adjustable slider bars (for models 80 CFM and larger), preloaded mounting screws, thumb screws for abrupt bezel attachment, and an easy-to-follow multi-idiolect installation manual.
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Ultra Quiet Bathroom Fans
Ideal
Room Size
Amps (High Dart)
Sones
Ceiling Opening (Inches)
Contain Diameter (Inches)
CFM (High)
Duct Diameter (Inches)
82030
Mean
.16
0.6
11.25 x 9.875
13.25 x 13.5
70
4
82031
Large
.17
0.9
11.25 x 9.875
13.25 x 13.5
90
4
82032
Large
.20
1.3
11.25 x 9.875
13.25 x 13.5
110
4
82033
Large
.26
1.5
11.25 x 9.875
13.25 x 13.5
140
6
Customer Reviews
Good bathroom fan
The fan is pretty quiet. However, the moisture removal is not good as expected. There is still some fog on the mirror.
Inconsistent Quality
I purchased 3 Hunter Fans at the same time, for our bathrooms.(model 82032)The First one was a bit louder than expected. I can still here the motor from across the house. The second one is beautifully quiet and efficient with it's airflow. Now for the third fan.
The motor had a very loud and sad whining sound as if it was going to die. The RPMs were also much less than the other two fans. So I had it replaced. (Amazon's customer service was very apologetic and responsive and had a new one at my home in 5 days) I just installed the replacement to find that the arbor, which the fan blade spins on, is slightly bent and as the fan builds speed it shakes and vibrates like crazy. Grrrrr. Now I have to send this one back too, and wait for yet another replacement fan. If I get a properly constructed and tested fan this time, I will be very happy.
Be warned, in my recent experience, the product quality seems to be very inconsistent. If you have any concerns or doubts with the product you receive, I would not hesitate to have it replaced. Hunter and Amazon will not know or address these issues unless the customer is willing to take the appropriate actions when it's called for. Hopefully these issues will be addressed and prevented in the future.
Over all, when the fan assembly is constructed properly, I would recommend this fan for it's increased airflow and decreased noise level, when compared to the standard bathroom fan.
2010-03-28
(Arlington, WA United States) | Helpful Votes: 1 | Rating: 3
Pricey but well worth the cost!
We just bought a twenty year old house and its most pressing need was the master bath fan. All three bathrooms have the same old model in them, a very loud and the most basic (and cheap!) fan you could pick up at any home improvement store for twenty or so bucks. Well, the master bath one was on its last legs...and sounded like a jet engine when running, if it even ran when you flicked the switch. It would let the entire house know that the room was in use.
This fan by Hunter exceeded expectations. It is so quiet that I originally thought it wasn't even working after installing and turning it on. I had to get nearer to hear it, and then even tested it with some paper towels (held up to the grill). In fact, the fan is so quiet that it will not "hide unpleasant noises" from the bathroom anymore, so keep that in mind. Trying not to be redundant but this is the quietest bath fan I have ever heard, yet it is strong enough that we finally don't have a steamed window and mirror after using the shower.
Two other points to note are that the grill cover is almost 2 inches longer on all sides than the unit, so it will cover up any mistakes or possible issues nicely. Be aware though that this unit was about 4 inches "taller" (height above the ceiling) than the cheap-o model it replaced.
As one other reviewer mentioned, this model can be installed without access from above, although it may not be as secure.
I highly recommend this bath fan, even for the price.
2009-12-29
(Nazareth, PA United States) | Helpful Votes: 8 | Rating: 5
I'm a big fan of this fan
Super quiet and works great. That is it. What else are you looking for?
2009-11-02
| Just Dad (Sacramento) | Helpful Votes: 2 | Rating: 5
Good Fan
I bought this fan as a replacement for another. The fan that I had was 8 inches in diameter so I wanted to make sure I got a fan whose cover was bigger than the hole already there. After all, it's easier to cut drywall than to patch it. This fan fit the bill and was easy to install. The old was taken out and this one went in pretty easy. The directions are easy to follow and include three different sets for various installations: one set for new construction, one set for replacing an existing fan with attic access and another on how to install the fan from below when you have no attic access. Everything went as planned and it took me about 90 minutes total.
The one extra piece not included is a 3/8 romex clamp connector to fasten your power line where it comes into the fan housing. You'll have to pick one of those up at your local hardware. A photo of the part is included in the instructions so you'll know what you're looking for. Nice fan, works great and is pretty quiet. I am pleased with it.
Hunter Fan Saturn 90053 Decorative Brushed Nickel Rings with Frosted Glass
List Price: $89.99
Price: $59.24 You Save:$30.75 (34%)
Product Details
UL listed for use over overflow or tub with GCFI circuit
Concealed fan resembles decorator frivolous fixture
Ultra mild technology
Product Description
Huntswoman has brought beauty to the bathroom. Whether it's a design feature or blends into the ceiling, a bathroom fan is more than a adroit way to keep the mirror from fogging. Hunter bathroom fans give superior air movement to remove excess moisture from your haven – and away from your family – before it creates an malign environment. That is a truly beautiful thing, indeed. Upshot Features: UL Wet Listed UL Wet Listed For use over shower Spin-off Specs: Housing Finish: Brushed Nickel Kind: None Bulb(s): A15 - 60W CFM: 80 Room Extent: Small Bath (Less Than 8-feet by 10-feet) Ceiling Job: 8-inch by 8-1/2-inch Fluorescent Sones: 2-1/2 Cover Diagonal: 14-inch Holder's Manual
Customer Reviews
Great bathroom light/fan and the Hunter logo does come off.
Renovating a small full bath in an older house and it's so nice to move into the 21st. century with a fan...an end to the fogged mirror. At first, when unpacked, it seemed big, but it looks great and works great. The guy that installed it for us, commented on how well made it was and how easy the installation went.
And by the way, one reviewer complained about the Hunter logo on the glass globe. I spent about 30 seconds with a paper towel and some "Goo Off", the stuff you use to take price tag glue off, and no more logo. The logo was painted on the outside, so no damage to the frosting, which is internal.
2010-07-20
| Helpful Votes: 0 | Rating: 5
Why logo? Why?????
So you see the photo of this light/fan? See how there is no sign of the Hunter logo in the center of the glass? Well, when you get the fixture, you'll find a big white logo stenciled onto the glass. You cannot miss it. I'm giving this fixture one star unless I can somehow remove the logo. Will post an update when I've either accomplished that or ruined the glass.
**UPDATE** I used nail polish remover and some Q-tips. Removed the logo perfectly. No damage to the frosted glass, it seems. I'll upgrade my review again once installed.
2010-07-08
(Boston, MA USA) | Helpful Votes: 6 | Rating: 2
Hate the Logo on the Glass
I read of all these rave reviews before purchasing this fan, and I can't believe that nobody mentioned the huge "Hunter" logo that's on the frosted glass. It doesn't show in the photo, but right in the middle of the glass, it says "Hunter" in big white letters. It completely ruins the look of the fan. If I had seen the logo before the electrician had installed the fan, I would have returned it immediately. The logo makes it look cheap, cheap, cheap. Other than that, the fan is pretty big--bigger than I envisioned (but as advertised). The fan looks very big in a small bathroom. It's very quiet. I would NOT recommend this fan to anybody because of that big dumb logo. Now I have to search for replacement glass to fit a brand new fixture. (Too bad I bought two of them!) Grrrrrr.
Great looking and quiet
As others have stated, this is a great looking fan and very quiet. Installation was straight forward with good directions for various install needs. Just add an electronic timer like this one: Woods 59008 Decora Style 60-30-20-10, and you've got a great way to vent your bathroom and prevent mildew.
Great buy
Waited to buy a new fan to replace another, couldn't find anything in local stores that matched the price. My installer a veteran electrician commented that it was the quietest fan he had ever installed and looked wonderful. I really love it and it matches my other lighting fixtures perfectly. Delivery was very prompt.
2010-05-09
| Helpful Votes: 0 | Rating: 5
Hunter Fan Saturn 90052 Bathroom Fan, Decorative Satin White Rings with Frosted Glass
List Price: $89.99
Price: $73.99 You Save:$16.00 (18%)
Product Details
Concealed fan resembles decorator dismount attack fixture
Designed for rooms up to 110 correct feet
Ultra inactive technology
Product Description
The Huntswoman Saturn 90052 is a bathroom exhaust fan in the Satin White exterminate. This exhaust fan is UL Approved for use over Shower Enclosure / Tub with GFCI Compass and comes with a Five Year Manufacturer's Motor Commitment.
Customer Reviews
Excellent!
After we purchased our house the existing fan in our master bathroom stopped working. After much research online and visiting countless local home stores to check on price, sound, and looks we bought this fan from Amazon. Our bathroom is about 80sf and we no longer get condensation on the mirror like before so I know it's actually working well. It's simple and modern looking and unlike other reviews I find it true to the white color stated. The fan makes just enough noise to let you know it's on which is great, it's very quiet really. We also love that it takes 2 standard bulbs (not fluorescent)so there is tons of light and we still use our existing dimmer when we like. The only issue I have with the fan is with the really stupid person at Hunter who decided to put the logo on the frosted glass right smack in the center. At first I was mortified but after 6 months of use I have honestly forgotten all about it and the other great things far outweigh my issue with the logo. Price is fantastic and we are very happy so far.
2010-08-28
| Helpful Votes: 0 | Rating: 5
Superb
I thought I had done this once, but am only too happy to do it again. We were" de-lighted" with the Hunter fan, the price we paid for it and the speed in which it arrived. Two days from the sender to our door.
Cheaper on Hunter site
oddly enough, the Hunter fans show lower list prices on their own site, and lower "discounted" prices as well. I find Amazon is usually cheapest. Not in this case. Check out http://www.cpohunterfan.com/products. Haven't got this fan yet; still shopping.
2009-05-24
| Helpful Votes: 3 | Rating: 5
Beautiful, quiet, and easy to install ventilation fan!
I spent quite a bit of time pricing, comparing, and researching various models of light/fan assemblies to install in the small bathroom off my master bedroom. After visiting all the local home improvement stores, I expanded my search online. I slowly narrowed down my options and this Hunter fan bubbled to the surface.
A few things to keep in mind as you're doing your due diligence to locate the fan that works for you.
First, you should be aware that most ventilation fans are made of white plastic. If your bathroom has a window that doesn't block the sun's UV, over time this nice white plastic will yellow. I didn't want that, so this narrowed my options down to units that have no visible plastic. This GREATLY reduced my options.
Second, carefully consider whether you want a fan that is silent or near silent. I visited my local home stores and demoed these silent fans and decided I didn't want them. If they're totally silent, I can't tell if they're even on! I didn't like this. I wanted a little rushing sound just to let me know that it is, in fact, operating.
Ventilation fan noise is rated in "sones." Three or four sones is about as loud as a quiet conversation. Six sones is very loud. Any fan with a sone rating under 1 is almost totally silent. This Hunter fan is rated at 2.5 sones, which I found to be ideal. Since the fan is off the bedroom, it's loud enough to remind me it's operating, block out any quiet sounds I don't want anyone in the bedroom to hear, yet it is quiet enough not to bother whoever is trying to sleep in the bedroom.
The fan is rated at 80 CFM, which is just right for my bathroom (I calculated it needs a minimum 30 CFM fan). If you have a small bathroom, I'd suggest a fan two to three times the minimum CFM rating for your room. The higher the CFM, the greater the breeze you will feel through the room. When you're taking a shower, too much breeze can feel uncomfortable. It might be tempting to go overboard with the CFM rating, but if you're like me and enjoy a comfortable and relaxing shower, I'd suggest you get only what you need.
I found installation to be a breeze! Aside from the usual miserable attic installation issues, installing this fan was painless. The assembly is light and the fan housing compact (only 6-1/2" high). After the housing is installed in the attic, the wiring, fan, and light are installed below, in the bathroom.
The final installation is outstanding! No plastic visible anyplace. The marbled and frosted glass is very attractive and the hush of the fan is exactly what I was looking for.
I'd recommend this fan for those who, like me, are looking for an easy fan to install that is both attractive and functional. The Hunter series of ventilation units meets these expectations at a reasonable price.
2009-05-08
(Rochester, NY USA) | Helpful Votes: 18 | Rating: 5
Peace and quiet!
I purchased two of these exhaust fans/lights for my recently remodeled bathrooms. Such a difference from the jet-engine exhaust fans that were previously installed. All you hear is a low humming that is quite tolerable. The fans do a good job removing moisture in my small baths. I wouldn't call the cover "white" exactly... more of a pale whitish-grey... but it does blend well w/ the white ceiling.
2008-08-11
(NC) | Helpful Votes: 6 | Rating: 5
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Schnepf: Super Bowl could spur odd dialogue of denial
04.09.10
Another Wonderful Bowl Sunday. Another Wonderful Bowl patron arrives.
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